Wednesday, February 11, 2009

my stupid dreams: part 1

so I decided this will be a good place to detail the few dreams I actually remember, seeing how I barely ever remember them.

So it starts off that I'm in a van going to Marine World, which is cool, but I'm in a van with Soundgarden/Audioslave singer Chris Cornell, Steven Segal, Kurt Russell and Danny Glover.  There might have been others but I can't remember.  We get to Marine World, Segal pukes after 2 roller coasters, Glover tries to break into a tiger cage but fails.  Next, Kurt Russell really wants to get a churro, so we all follow him, but there are no churros to be found anywhere in Marine World, so he gets super pissed and starts to beat the shit out of employees until they find him a churro.  After no churro can be found we all decided to go get some lunch.  We walk into a building in the food court and then realize we are in a Safeway.  Who knew Marine World had a Safeway in it!  And the food wasn't over-priced!  Danny Glover disappears at this point, Kurt Russell and Steven Segal decide to get sandwiches but Chris Cornell and I want some soup and chips.  We go to the counter to see what the soup of the day is only to find out that they are only carrying one soup, The Alexander.  The counter person tells us that it's Hillary Clinton's favorite soup.  Neither of us know whats in this soup so I ask to see the label of the soup to find out whats in it.  The ingredients read: sourdough, sourdough, sourdough.  

I then wake up, and I am just as confused as ever.